top of page

Alex On The Milk Mile "Burp Burp Milk Burp"

Aug 22, 2025
2 min read

Alex was last in fantasy and had to run the milk mile. Moore was "going for a sub 7 minute mile" and finished after like an hour or sum idk. Moore says if he gets the first pick next year that he will pick "not luka". When asked about the cruise he went on midseason, he said he "exploded on both ends". He had "30 entrees and one meal, [...] 5 steaks, 8 orders of chicken strips, 2 orders of snails, octopus". During the run, when asked what his mom would think if she was there, he said "engghhmmmm". Moore burped while drinking his 2nd carton, when asked about it he said "aaaaaeuuuhhh i didn't like the burp, it, the burp not good, ummmm b burp burp milk burp".


In interviews with Jacob Lewis, he said he was "not driving" in response to the pop up from the McDonalds app. When asked about giving Filly head in exhange for lebron, he says it tasted "amazing, it was very slurpy, I slurped it, lebron was worth it" After running away with Asher's phone to message Levi he said "I'm bigger than he is so I can kinda throw him around". When asked about if he was getting a job he said "I don't know". He then tried to run a lap and gave up after the first corner.

When asked about the head from Jacob, Filly said he "hasn't got it yet", but will "take a second one".

When asked if it was him in last instead of Alex, Asher said he would "do anything for lebron" because "uncs never washed".

Aiden says if he has never traded jokic then he would've been "6-7th" place in the league. He thinks that "lebrons legacy is untouchable because his daughter is going to be the first woman to play in the NBA". When asked if he could run 4 laps before Alex finished his last one he said he "could for sure under normal circumstances, but [he] got the slides on right now". "Even then it would've been fine..." Lejeune continued, but there was "lowk a peice missing".

In a remote interview with Kaleb Maillet, he said "bro what is happening". When explained to what the Milk Mile was he asked "do i have to do it". When asked about his job interview he said "ladies ladies relax [...] it went really really good, but i guess i didnt do good enough because they found someone better.


Alex on his confidence

Alex on the first pick

Alex on the first pick
Alex on his pace
Filly on Jacob
Alex on drafting Chet holmgrem
Alex his pregnancy
Jacob on being fat
Alex on sum
Alex on the cruise
Jacob on Filly
Asher on if he lost
Alex on his mom
Jacob on being fat 2
Alex on his bowel issues
Aiden on the Jokic Trade
Aiden on his slides
Jacob on being fat 3
Kaleb
Kaleb 2

 
 
 

Comments


Send your thoughts to award winning actor
Gray Mawhinney 

Cooler formal inbox

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

bottom of page